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Рамина Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Недавно где-то прочитала: "Если вам 40 лет, и вы хотите получать комплименты типа "Как молодо ты выглядишь", то говорите всем, что вам 60 лет." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Елена Сергеевна Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Ходят две подруги по магазинам, перебирают одежду, обувь. Подходит молодой продавец:- Могу ли я вам чем-то помочь?- Да вот нам нужно выбрать блузку.- Какой у вас размер?Ну одна:- Рост 170, вес 60, 90-60-90, 3-й размер груди...Другая:- Марина! Марина, очнись! Ты не в интернете! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Елена Сергеевна Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Доктор приходит к больному малышу. Видит — его младшая сестренка бегает по полу босиком.- Ну-ка, красавица, надень тапочки, а то заболеешь.После ухода доктора мать замечает, что девочка все еще бегает босиком.- Ты слышала, что доктор сказал?- Да, он сказал, что я красавица. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Настя Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Когда женщины за 60 хотят выглядеть на 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Настя Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Приходила девушка делать рентген. Ржала вся больница Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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